@ Height of planning!!! One day a boy takes his GF to eat panipuri... Only to check how wide she can open her mouth... ==================...
@ Height of planning!!!
One day a boy takes his GF to eat panipuri...
Only to check how wide she can open her mouth...
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Salary day special !!!
9.00 : *beep beep*.. Msg received...
Salary credited to ur a/c
Me : Yipeeee..
9.01 : *beep beep*
Home EMI auto debited..
9.02 : *beep beep*
Car loan EMI auto debited..
9.03 : *beep beep*
Credit card bill auto debited..
9.04 : *beep beep*
Phone bill auto debited..
9.05 : *beep beep*
Electricity bill auto debited..
9.06 : *beep beep*
LIC EMI auto debited..
9.07 : *beep beep*
Medical insurance EMI debited..
9.08 : *beep beep*
Pls maintain minimum balance...!!!
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When watching tv with parents....
Utv movies- jism 2
B4U - murder
Set max- dirty picture
ZEE - ragini mms...
Advertisements..
-Sunny leone's Manforce condom
-wildstone deo woo women
-sexy girl advertising for bra...
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Me when watching tv alone...
UTV movies- Ghar sansar...
Set max- sooryavansham
Zee-Vivah
B4U- Hum aapke hain kaun...
Advertisement
-champa agarbatti
-prestige cooker
-surya bulbs...
