Pata nahi, Log propose kaise karte hai? . . . Muhje to Pani Puri khane ke baad Sukhi Puri maangne mai bhi Sharam aati hai. ================...
Pata nahi, Log propose kaise karte hai? . . . Muhje to Pani Puri khane ke baad Sukhi Puri maangne mai bhi Sharam aati hai.
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1st Admi:
Kal teri bv zor zor se Q chekh rhi thi?
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2nd Admi:
Kch nhi yar..
Uska photo Facebook pe upload krna tha wo
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OLX pe ho gaya..
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1 Aurat Ne Hirni Ka Gosht Pakaya,
Bache Ne Pucha:Yeh Kia Cheez Pakaai Hai?
Aurat:Naam Nahi Bataungi Lekin Hint Deti Hun Jo Sahi Jawab Dega Usey Chocolate Dungi,
Aur Sharmate Huay Hint Dia
"Yeh Woh He Jo Tumhare Papa Aksar Mujhe Pyar Se Kehte Hain.
1 Bacha Chillaya:
Mat khana
Kutiya Pakai He Kutiya ☺
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world cup time
Husband-cricket wala channel lagao.
Wife-nahi lagaungi.
Husband-dekh lunga.
Wife-kya dekhloge.????bolo bolo
Husband-ye channel jo tum dekh rahi ho.
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Ek ladki Auto Showroom me Receptionist ki post ke liye interview dene gayi.
Boss: Wo kya hai jisme 4 wheels hote hain?
Ladki: Car.
Boss: Galat, Toyota Car.
Boss: Wo kya hai jisme 2 wheels hote hain?
Girl: Motor Cycle.
Boss: Galat, Honda Motor Cycle.
Boss: Sorry, this job is not for you.
Ladki (jate jate gusse me): To fir aap batao, wo kya hai jiske charo taraf baal aur beech me chhed hota hai?
Boss (Confidently): Choot.
Ladki: Galat, Teri Maa ki Choot..?
Bilkul fresh :
Chor aya,
Tijori par likha tha :
"Todne ki zaroorat nahi button dabao, khul jayegi"
Button dabate hi Police aa gayi.
Police : Tumko kuch apni safai me kehna hai ?
Chor : Maa kasam aaj insaniyat se vishwas uth gaya..
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Ravan ko court me laya gaya aur kaha :- Gita pe hath rakho.
Ravan bola :- Sala Sita pe hath rakha to itna matter hua,
Ab Gita pe . . . .
SORRY BOSS I'M NOT INTERESTED.
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Doctor: Aapki Biwi ab sirf do dino ki mehman hai.
I'm so sorry...
Santa: Isme sorry ki kya baat hai Dr. Saab.
Nikaal lenge ye do din bhi jaise-taise...
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Ek Sardarni behosh ho gayi.
Doctor: Yeh mar gayi hai..
Jab usko jalane lage to woh uth baithi aur boli mein zinda hoon...!!
Sardar: Chupchap padi reh gawar,
Tu Doctor se zyada jaanti hai kya?
Jalao ji Jalao.
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Santa: Agar operation ke dauran mujhe kuch ho jaye to usi doctor se shaadi kar lena...
Biwi: Aisa Q kehte ho ji?
Santa: To kya doctor ko maaf kar doon??
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Sardar ne apni sagaai tod di...
Kyonki
Ladki kunwari thi...
Sardar bola: Jo aaj tak kisi ki nahi hui,
Wo meri kya hogi...
Husband : Mujhe Ajeeb si Bimari Ho Gai Hai...Jab Meri Biwi Bolti Hai To Mujhe Kuchh Sunaai Nahi Deta...
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Hakim:
Mashaalla Ye Bimari Nahin,...Tum par Allah Ki Rehmat Hui Hai !!
Don't laugh alone share it with friends!!
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Biwi or husband ghar main national geographic dekh rahe they..
Biwi: haye kitni takleef ho rahi mujhe ye daikh k ki cheeta hiran ko paker lega or fir maar k kha jayega.
Husband: ye to kudrat ka kanoon hai cheetay ko zinda rehnay k liye shikaar karna hota hai taaki wo usey kha sakay.
Biwi: pls kuch karo
Husband: isme mai kia kar sakta ho
Biwi: ager cheetay ne hiran ko paker liya or mar dala Toh main kabhi bhi maike nahi jaoongi...!!
Husband:
Baaki ki story k liye ye video dekhain
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Oxford इंग्लिश to राजस्थानी भाषा dictionary Sample :-
Excuse me - सुणो तो
Let him go - जाबा दे उणे
Fast - बेगो
Smooth - चिकणी
Ladies - लुगायाँ
Father-भायजी
Yes - होय
Really - सही म, सांच्यांई
Medicine - दवायां
Resolved - निपटा दियो
Slapping - रेपट
Punching- घुंमो
Let's go - चाल रे
Go - सरक
Wife - घरआळी
Come here-अठी आ
Same to same-असो को असो
Clothes-गाबुल्या
Sunlight -तावड़ो
Go There- वठी जा
morning-फरोडा
evening-दिनात्या
very-घणो
basket-थैलो
Bed- माचो
thief-चोल्डो
key-कुंची
pot-लोटयो
gate-बा र नो
father mother-बई बाउजी
girl boy-छोरा छोरी
mouth-मुंडो
neck-गुद्दी
Knee-गोडा
Finger -आंगल्यां
animal-ढांढा
cat-मिन्की
ox-सांड्यो ,गोधा
goat-बकल्डी
rat-उन्दरो
mango-आम्बो
sugarcane-सांठो
Confused - डापाचुक
You can continue --->
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Ek raja tha...
1 din mukhbir ne raja ko bataya "sarakar bilkul apki shakal ka 1 dhobi apke rajya me rahta hai"
Raja ne aadesh diya, usse bulaya jaye.
Dhobi darbar me hazir hota hai.
Raja dhobi ko dekhkar muskuraya aur puchha
"kya pahle kabhi tumhari mata ji darbar me kaam karti thi?"
Dhobi "Nahi sarkar ! Abba huzur karte they."
