Ek aadmi ne 98.3 FM Radio pe phone kiya Man : Mujhe S.V. Road pe ek Purse mila hai jisme 15000 cash,ek iphone 5s,ek Credit Card aur kisi Pa...
Ek aadmi ne 98.3 FM Radio pe phone kiya
Man : Mujhe S.V. Road pe ek Purse mila hai jisme 15000 cash,ek iphone 5s,ek Credit Card aur kisi Pallavi Mishra ke naam ka ID mila hai.
Radio Jockey : Wah... Aap kitne imaandaar hain...
toh aap unhe wo purse waapis karna chahenge, Right ??
Man : Nahi!!
......Main chahta hu ki Pallavi Mishra ke liye ek Dard bhara SONG ho jaaye...
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Santa: Ye bata ki duniya mein kitne desh hai?
Banta: Kar di na paagalon waali baat, duniya mein 1 hi desh hai INDIA, baaki sab to videsh hai! :P
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Perfect Joke:
Santa and Banta were playing chess (joke doesn’t end here)
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Santa: Chal yaar bas karte hain, pakk raha hai.
Banta: Haan yaar, waise bhi tera sirf haathi bacha hai aur mera sirf ghoda.
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The joke doesn’t end here either.
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Phir waha Vishwanath Anand aata hai.
Anand: Chalo Santa-Banta, chess khelte hai.
Santa-Banta: Nahi, aap to hume easily haraa doge.
Anand: Chalo yaar. Tum dono aur main akela.
Santa-Banta: Phir bhi hum haar jayenge.
Anand: Okay, main left hand se kheloonga.
Santa-Banta: Haan. Phir thik hai.
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The joke still doesn’t end here.
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Dono obviously haar jate hai aur Vishwanath Anand chala jata hai.
Santa: Badi sharmanaak baat hai, yaar. Left hand se bhi hara diya usne.
Banta: Abe bewkoof bana gaya woh hume.
Santa: Kaise?
Banta: Saala lefty hi hoga.
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Joke ENDS here. :P
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Ek budhiya cinema hall mein coldrink ki bottle leke bethi thi..
Kabhi 15 min. mein muh ko lagaati to kabhi 20 min. mein, paas bethe santa ko gussa aa gaya, usne budhiya se bottle chhini aur puri 1 ghoont pikar bola:– Aise peete hai.
Budhiya Boli: Par beta mai to "Paan" thook rahi thi :O:P
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Anushka is Typing....
Dhoni Removed Anushka
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(Dhoni added Kohli)
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Kohli - Rohit kutte
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(Jadeja Left) .....
