. Girl:. ye kya hai..?? , Boy:. mai aapse pyal kalta hun i lub u... Girl:. Beta tum abhi bahut chote ho.... Boy:. Chota hun to tya hua..mai ...
. Girl:. ye kya hai..?? , Boy:. mai aapse pyal kalta hun i lub u... Girl:. Beta tum abhi bahut chote ho.... Boy:. Chota hun to tya hua..mai pyal nahi kal sakta.. Girl:. Kal sakte ho par apni age wali se karo..mai to tumse bahut badi hun.. Boy:. Suno deaal pyal me chotha bada nahi dekha jata Samjhe... Girl:. Mujhe pata hai par tum abhi aur badhe ho jao... Boy:. Tyo? Mai chota hun to tya hua, tumra khyal rakhunga., tumhe bahut pyal kalunga suchi..... Girl:..accha to tum mujhe kya khilaoge..kaha se paise laoge.. Boy:. Ale pagli paise ki chinta tyo kalti hai..papa mujhe poketmoney dete hai na.. Girl:..ok to tum mujhe kya khilaoge kaha ghumaoge.. Boy:..mai tume ice cream khilaounga..filam dikhaunga..aur jo tum bolo.. Girl: ..mujhe gift kya doge.. Boy:..khub sari daiyri milk choclate Girl:..oh so sweet yarr.. Boy:.ok ab ye rose le lo aul mujhe bhi i lub u bolo... Girl:.ok..sweet baby i love u... Boy:...i lub u tuu..
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Aeroplane me ek aadmi aur ek
bachha sath baithe theiy.
.
Aadmi:- Kuchh baat kare ,time paas ho jayega
.
Boy:-Kis topic par??
.
Aadmi= desh ki economy per
.
Boy: Theek hai, magar pehle mere
ek sawal ka jawab do ki jab Bakra,
Bhaisa aur Gadha, teeno ghaas khate
hain, phir Bakre ka Lauda itna
chhota, Bhaise ka itna patla aur
Gadhe ka itna lamba kyon hota hai??
.
Aadmi:- what nonsense,mujhe nahi pta
.
Boy: Pata tujhe Laude ka nahi hai or
Batein tu economy ki chod raha
hai....!!!������
Jhatu ������
