Santa Banta Jokes - Ek Din Pappu Ki Biwi Apne Mayke Gayi Hoti Hai, Toh Pappu Sochta Hai Kyun Na Aaj Ka Din Enjoy Kiya Jaye, Pappu Apne Gha...
Santa Banta Jokes - Ek Din Pappu Ki Biwi Apne Mayke Gayi Hoti Hai,
Toh Pappu Sochta Hai Kyun Na Aaj Ka Din Enjoy Kiya Jaye,
Pappu Apne Ghar Per Apni Girlfriend Ko Bulata Hai Aur Naukar Ko Kehta Hai,
Pappu: “Aaj Teri Chuti Yeh Le 100/- Rupaye, Lekin Apni Malkin Ko Mat Batana”
Naukar: “Malik 100/- Toh Bahut Kam Hai, Malkin Issi Kaam Ke 500/- Deti Hai“
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Patient: Doctor Sahab, Jaldi Kuch Karo, Mere Pairon Par Ek Aurat Ne Gaadi Chadha Di.
Doctor Ne Usko Achche Se Check Kiya, Aur Paaya Ki Bahut Hi Mamuli Si Chot Hai, Par Mareez Ghabraya Hua Hai!
Doctor Bola: Oh! Bhai Operation Karna Padega, Bahut Kharcha Aayega... Taiyaar Ho?
Mareez: Kuchh Bhi Karo, Jaldi Karo. Kameeni Ne Mara Hua Soch Kar Uthaya Bhi Nahin!!
Itne Mein Doctor Ki Biwi Ka Phone Aa Gaya.
Doctor: Hellooo...
Biwi: Hello Ko Maro Goli! Main Ek Musibat Mein Phas Gayi Hun, Jaldi Se Koi Raasta Batao.
Doctor: Kaisi Musibat???
Biwi: Maine Car Chalate Hue Ek Aadmi Ko Takkar Maar Di Aur Vo Shayad Mar Gaya Hai.
Doctor: Aadmi Ne Kapde Kaise Pehen Rakhe The?
Biwi: Hari T-shirt Aur Black Pant.
Doctor: Oh! To Us Ko Tumne Maara Hai? Police Khooni Ko Talaash
Karti Hui Ghoom Rahi Hai.
Biwi: Toh Ab Mein Kya Karun?
Doctor: Karna Kya Hai... 4-6 Mahine Ke Liye Maikey Chali Jao, Jaldi.
Patni: Theek Hai Jaa Rahi Hoon.
Mareez: Doctor Ji, Karo Na Kuch!
Doctor: Bhai Kuch Nahin Hua Hai Tujhe... Yeh Piase Pakad Aur 4-5
Beer Le Aaa Jaldi Se...
Dono Piyenge...
Aur Haan, Please Ye Hari T-shirt Nikaal Ke Jaa.
