Hey you Know Which is the best day to propose a girl..? Its 1st April!! You Know Why?? If she accepts its your luck otherwise just tell A...
Hey you Know Which is the best day to propose a girl..?
Its 1st April!!
You Know Why??
If she accepts its your luck otherwise just tell April Foooooll. ;)
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New Weddings Style:
Pandit: Do you agree to change your Facebook status from Single To Married?
Boy: Yes!
Girl: Yes!
Pandit: Congratulations!! Your profile has been updated successfully. You are now Husband and Wife.
You May now upload your wedding pictures and don’t forget to "Tag Me!" ;)
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Smart proposal by a boy to his girl friend..
He wrote on a paper: “Will you marry me??”
And gave 3 options to girl:
A- Yes.
B- A.
C- B.
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2 Lovers Ne Suicide Ki Planning Ki
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Boy Jumped First, Girl Closed Her Eyes & Returned
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Boy In Air Opened Parachute & Said Muje Pata Tha Chudel Tu Nahi Kudegi.
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From that day onwards people started saying "LADIES FIRST" :O:D
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A Boy Doing Push Ups
‘One Two Three’
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Suddenly A Girl Passes
Boy: "82 83 84" ;)
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A boy calls his ex-
Boy : Hey i just saw a movie, it reminded me of you..miss you..
Gal : Awwwww..even i miss you..kaunsi movie dekhi?
Boy : Ek thi daayan :P:D
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A bird was disturbing a Sardar all the time.
Finally the Sardar caught it and decided to kill it cruelly.
He took it to the top of a building and dropped it! :P
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Mayawati came to lalu’s house with an elephant.
Lalu: Bhaiswa ke sath aaye ho?
Mayawati: Dikhta nahi elephantwa hai.
Lalu: Dhutt! Pagli hum elephantwa se puch raha hoon. :P
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Bond meets a Tamil guy
Bond- My name is Bond (smiles and then says) JAMES BOND
Tamil Guy- I am Sai..
Venkata sai
Shiva venkata sai
Narayana shiva venkata sai
Lakshmi narayana shiva venkata sai
Srinivasalu lakshmi narayana shiva venkata sai
Rajashekara shrinivasalu lakshmi narayana shiva venkata sai
Sitaraman rajashekara shrinivasalu lakshmi narayana shiva venkata sai
Bond commits suicide ..! :D
