Best joke Car Me Sardar Family Ja Rahi Thi- Police Ne Car Ko Roka Aur Bola- Ye Suraksha Week Hai- Aap Belt Pehan Kar Car Chala Rahe Ho- ...
Best joke
Car Me Sardar Family Ja Rahi Thi-
Police Ne Car Ko Roka Aur Bola-
Ye Suraksha Week Hai-
Aap Belt Pehan Kar Car Chala Rahe Ho-
Isliye Aapko 5000 Ka Inaam Diya Jata Hai...Aap Is Inaam Ka Kya Karoge ???
Sardar - Main Isse Apna Driving Licence Banwaunga.!
Tabhi Uski Maa Boli - Iski Baat Ka Yakin Mat Karo-Sharaab Pee kar Kuchh Bhi Bolta Hai-
Uske Papa Neend Se Jage Aur Police Ko Dekh Ke Bole-
Mujhe Pata Tha Ki Chori Ki Car Mein Hum Zyada Door Nahi Ja Payenge..
Bolo ta ra ra ra .....
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Veg joke....
Ek Aalu�� ne Bhindi k cell pe i love u �� ka sms bheja..
Bhindi �� ne aalu�� ko phone�� karke bahut sunaya..
boli tum itne mote, saste...aur main ekdum slim and sexy...
Aalu �� ka toh dil hi toot�� gaya...aur phir usne itni sabziya fansaayi ki aaj aap dekh sakte ho...
Aalu-Ghobi,
Aalu-Bengan, ����
Aalu-Shimla Mirch
Aalu-Paalak, ����
Aalu-Matar,
Aalu-Gaajar,
Aalu-Chhole,
Aalu-Methi. ����
Aur Bhindi us din se aaj tak akeli hai...��
Moral:
Jo attitude dikhata hai, akela reh jaata hai......��
Samosa said to Aloo:-
Jab mein fry hota hun to tumhe cover karke garam oil se bacha leta hu because i luv u....❤❤
Aloo said:-
Jab log Tumhe fry hone k foran baad khate hai to main unka muh jala deta hun becoz I Luv u too....❤❤
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Moral-
Inki luv story pe na jayein..
Samosa thanda karke khaiyen.. ����������
☺����Very touching.
❌dost vo nhi jo apke liye kamaye��
✅dost wo hai Jo apki T-Shirt�� Maang kr Le Jae
0r kbi wapis
Na de…��
❌Dost wo nhi Jo
apko Treat de������
✅Dost wo hai Jo
Aap k Ghar aae
0r kahe "aaj kya Paka hai��,
Jo b hai Jaldi Se Le aa"����..
❌Dost wo nhi Jo call ����kr k
milne aaye,
✅Dost wo Jo Ghr �� k Samne aa k
Msg kre"kaminey bahar aa.��
❌Dost wo nahi jo
kahe wo ladki ��teri kismat me nahi,
✅Dost wo hai jo
kahe
"saale party de party
usey toh ghar se utha���� ��layenge tere liye"
❌Dost wo nhi Jo
Janaze me aae,����
✅Dost wo hai Jo
Kabar Pe T-Shirt��
Le k aae 0r kahe
"Le saale nhi Chaiye Tera Ehsaan chal
Uth Or meri
Dosti wapis kr.����
Send to all special friends ������
������luv u yr
✏Dosto se problem share karna achha hai.....
Isliye nahi ki vo use solve ker dete hai per.....
Saale aise-aise solutions dete hain ki hum problem hi bhool jaate hai.������
✏Indian Friendship is not about: "sorry".
Its about: "saari galti teri thi"
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✏Indian Friendship is not about "THANKS".
Its about :"koi Ehsaan nahi kiya mujhpe"
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✏Indian Friendship is not about : "I miss u".
Its about "kahan mar gaye thay itne din"?
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✏Indian Friendship is not about :"I understand".
Its about: "Hamesha main hi kyun samjhoon"?
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✏Indian Friendship is not about : "I'm happy 4 ur success"..
Itz about : "Chal beta treat de"?
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✏Indian Friendship is not about: "Are u coming to see us tomorrow"?
Itz about: "Dramaybazi band kar, aur chup chaap chal mere sath".
✏Indain Friendship is not about :"Just reading this msg"..
Its about :"Sending it to all lovely friends whom u never want to lose".
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Jab ek dost apni akhri sanse le rha ho aur uska dost ankho me ansu le aye aur kahe,
Chl uth Yaar Aaj last time "Maut" ki Class Bunk Krte hain.
Apne un friends ko yeh msg send kro:
jinki umr ap apni umr se lmbi chahte ho..pls don't break d chain ..
Love u frnds..❤
LUV U dumbo....!!!!Whosoever stop this sms wil b unhappy for 1yr.Tell ur 10 BEST FRENDS dat u luv them(evn me)Sry cant stop coz i Love u yaar..��❤
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